Scary HR boss, bad mother to two teens, for no good reason knows every word to Evita The Musical
Sunday, 29 June 2008
See youse all in a week
Today Firegazer and I leave for our first holiday together since that time. It is an early celebration of our 15th wedding anniversary. We hope it will be uneventful, in a good way; that lots of books get read and that we are not stampeded by anything.
We are off to Faaaar North Queensland to check out the reef and rainforest while my parents stay at our house to look after the kidlets.
I'm taking the following books:
The Botany of Desire: a plant's-eye view of the world by Michael Pollan
The Gathering by Anne Enright
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
See you in a week.
Saturday, 28 June 2008
Froth & Bubble: hair gel and diamantes at 10am
After the masterclass Blossom was full of smiles. It was fun, she said. Our teacher was really nice, she said. Phew, because when we first arrived and saw the other girls she was about to share a class with Blossom had a small anxiety attack:
Blossom: I'm not going in
Mum: Why?
Blossom: I'm the only one not wearing hair gel and diamantes
Mum: No, you are wearing a practise bun. Hair gel and diamantes aren't required at 10am in the morning.
Blossom: The girls look mean.
Mum: They can't help it, their faces are contorted by a too-tight bun and hair gel [seriously, you can give yourself a face lift with that stuff].
Now, I can do a fair job with ballet hair and I think that neat hair for ballet shows respect for the art. I help out with hair during ballet exam week and for the end of year concert. I am a dab hand with hair gel and all manner of hair accessories. But at 10am in the morning that stuff is just not required.
To calm Blossom down we looked around to see if we could find any girls that looked friendly. After counting four or five near us she relaxed. The friendly-looking ones, incidentally, wore their hair in a practise bun and they didn't prance around pirouetting or doing the splits.
Blossom is going to encounter the over-gelled Lolitas at every ballet event she attends from now on. I'm glad she's getting a handle on it and I hope she realises that the froth and bubble doesn't equal performance.
Thursday, 26 June 2008
Mmmm, winter vegies
My brother was visiting from the Wild West today. He put the whole thing together, layered the soil and took me shopping for vegies. He's a farmer and really handy with this stuff. Padawan Learner was a keen apprentice vegie planter after school.
Here it is. We've (ie Farmboy and PL) planted cauli, broccoli, sugar snap peas, carrots, leeks and spinach. In another pot we've also planted a range of herbs.
Firegazer and I are heading off on a week's holiday to FNQ on Sunday (our first holiday together for over 10 years...). Grandma and Grandpa arrive tomorrow to look after the kidlets. I hope they can encourage my vegies along while I'm away.
I think I could get used to this remote gardening caper.
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
More things about Me Meme: I can be scary too.
So you know the drill. I'll answer a few questions and you'll try to figure out if I'm a crackpot/axe murderer/yummy mummy/drill sergeant. If you're not interested you can leave now but before you go here's a pretty picture of Tuesday night's sunset:
- On a farm, in the Great Southern region of Western Australia, 50km from the nearest town. Population of the Shire was 2500. Bus ride to school took about 1 1/2 hours depending on how many kids needed to be collected
- Boarding school in posh suburb of Perth. Was third generation to attend the school. My history teacher also taught my Mum! (she promised she'd resign if my daughter started there). Poor Blossom, if she ends up there they'll probably install a plaque.
- At a residential college affiliated with the University of WA (with Fairlie and Firegazer).
- In Shenton Park, WA (post Uni. Firegazer and I lived next door to The Poolboy, and then later, The Poolboy and Fairlie...are you picking up the connections now?)
- Parkville and Armadale in Melbourne, Victoria
- Lower North Shore, Sydney.
What I was doing 10 years ago:
"Blossom unsettled. Had visitor and lots of phone calls. Feeling very frazzled today and tired. Maybe getting a cold. 9.30pm Firegazer saw Blossom smile for the first time. She has been smiling on and off for a couple of days but today she had really big smiles."
Five things on my list to do today
- Pay Bills (done)
- Order soil for new Veggie Garden (done)
- Speak with PL's Occupational Therapist (done)
- Organise lifts for kids and other matters while Firegazer and I are away next week. (done)
- Write up functions reports (done) and organise fundraising matters for upcoming Carnival. (half done)
Sunday, 22 June 2008
The Book Tourist's Guide to Australia
I asked and you delivered. Here are your choices for the books that would give a visitor an insight into the social fabric of your Australia.
Sydney Suburbs:
Cronulla beach culture: Puberty Blues by Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey
Surry Hills before it was gentrified: The Harp in the South by Ruth Park
Western Suburbs: Ten Things I Hate about Me by Randa Abdel-Fattah (young fiction)
North Sydney, Lane Cove (plus Canberra & Malvern, Vic): Dead Set by Kel Robertson (crime fiction)
Eastern Suburbs, esp. Bondi: The Les Norton books by R G Barrett (popular fiction)
Early Urban Settlers plus a glimpse of boarding school in the Blue Mountains: Seven Little Australians by Ethel Turner (written 1894)
Melbourne Suburbs:
Bayside: Sunnyside by Joanna Murray-Smith
Northern: The Murrary Whelan Novels by Shane Maloney (crime fiction)
St Kilda Road, Inner City in the 1920s: The Phryne Fisher Novels by Kerry Greenwood
Brunswick Street in the 90s: The Crocodile Club by Kaz Cooke
Suburban share house (poss. set Carlton, Fitzroy? Williamstown?) 1960s/70s: Monkey Grip by Helen Garner
Acland St, St Kilda: Cafe Sheherazade by Arnold Zable
St Kilda and the seedier side of life: Candy by Luke Davies
Williamstown & Kensington: The Watcher on the Cast Iron Balcony by Hal Porter
Suburban professionals: Seven Types of Ambiguity by Elliot Perlman, Three Dollars by Elliot Perlman
Perth:
1950s suburbia: The Shark Net by Robert Drewe
1960s suburbia: Cloudstreet by Tim Winton
The 'iron ore state' from 1950s-1990s: Floodtide by Judy Nunn
Central and Remote Australia:
Malaya, Alice Springs, Burketown Qld: A Town Like Alice by Nevile Shute (set late 1940s)
An epic of Aboriginal Australia in the Gulf Country: Carpentaria by Alexis Wright
Other Rural Australia:
Rural WA (Narrogin): A Fortunate Life by Albert Facey (memoir set around late WWI)
Rural WA (Albany? Lancelin?): Dirt Music by Tim Winton
Goulburn, NSW: My Brilliant Career by Miles Franklin (1901)
Mt Macedon area, Victoria: Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay (early 1900s)
Beachside country towns near Melbourne: The Broken Shore by Peter Temple
Queensland:
Apart from Carpentaria above, the recommendations we have are to listen to Jimmy Barnes and Shannon Noll (for Townsville) and to watch Muriel's Wedding. Oh man, did I have to type that?
Although there was also a suggestion to read the Nick Earls novels for a taste of 1980s Brisbane.
One International Entry:
Melinda suggests that Cold Sassy Tree by Olive Ann Burns gives an insight into small town Georgia.
Thanks for your entries! If you have thought of any more books that give an insight into your local social fabric let me know.
Thursday, 19 June 2008
What is "the book" for your town?


(Leave your suggestions in the comments below or email me at doyouspeakamylanguage[at]gmail[dot]com and I'll post a list in a few days, you know, as a service to prospective visitors to your place.)
Friday, 13 June 2008
It's been 13 days since my last Dryer usage. Poll Results.
Here are the results of my "How do you Dry?" poll:
- Always, or 90%, on the clothesline: 50%I like to think I use the clothesline, but if I'm totally honest, the dryer: 19%Aways, or 90% use the dryer: 15%A bit of both, depending on the weather: 15%
So, how am I going on my challenge NOT to use the dryer? Fine. Really.
Drying took no longer than it would've to line up the clothes for the dryer and I found that fewer items needed ironing as the wrinkles 'hung' out. I am definitely more aware of how much laundry this family has and have taken steps to reduce it.
Thursday, 12 June 2008
It's official, I'm special (collections, that is)
On Tuesday I went on a little excursion to here,
which has its less fabulous official entrance around the corner here.
I went to pick up this. A special GOLD library card.
Anyone can have a BLUE library card but at the desk I mentioned that I had heard there was a GOLD card, and how could I get one please? What would you be needing it for? asked the clerk. Research, I said. Research? oh, well that's different. Here, have a GOLD card, it's for special people, oops, collections.
Then I took the weekly tour of the library. I was the only one on it. So special.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Sydney, Tuesday, early afternoon
View from Philip St, 1.40pm
Approaching Circular Quay, 1.45pm.
There is talk of pulling down the Cahill Expressway because it cuts the city off from The Quay. True, it does, but I'd miss the fabulous view of the The Bridge and the Opera House while driving home from the airport.
Home by Ferry, 2pm
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
To GPS, or to UBD, that is the question
Earlier this year I gave Firegazer a GPS for his birthday. An inspired choice which has provided me with hours of entertainment.
It's a little like having a bossy aunt in the front seat telling you to turn left, right or to take the second exit from the roundabout. Occasionally you feel like throttling the bossy aunt as she calmly tells you to 'keep left...then take the right exit'. And yet, like a bossy aunt, it has more lifelong knowledge than you and knows that by taking one exit of the freeway further than you think you should will actually get you to the Homebush carpark faster; and when you misunderstand her instructions she calmly asks you to perform a u-turn or recalculates to get you back on track.
But is she better than the Sydney UBD (paper directory)? With the UBD I spend five minutes plotting my journey taking note of landmarks on the way. I know that the road I want is the third left after the traffic lights and that if I go past the swimming pool I've gone too far. By the time I reach my destination I have committed the whole journey to memory. I could retrace my steps, and I could go there again. With the GPS I am so busy being told by the bossy aunt to keep left, turn right and keep going straight that I don't look out for the little details that help me memorise the route.
Something tells me the UBD might be better for me but I'm too scared to break it to the GPS, I'm scared she might tell me off.
Sunday, 8 June 2008
All Buttons Great and Small
It's at the 'dodgy end' of King St, Newtown and is just so completely fabulous I could hardly breathe while I was in there. Look at the 1930s cabinetry. Look at the tube upon tube of buttons stacked impossibly high. I didn't even know I loved buttons until I walked into the shop. It's that sort of place.
Being Newtown, I was served by a 20-something girl with pink hair, multiple body-piercings and dressed top to toe in black. She was so helpful in finding these beautiful buttons for my trench coat (to replace the hideous black ones on there now).
And these delightful little hearts to finish off the jumper (US: sweater) I knitted for my neighbour's, yet un-named, baby girl.
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Not open, close
Seen on the door of a local (north shore) noodle restaurant. Love it.
Question is...where on earth did they buy a grammatically incorrect printed sign?
Friday, 6 June 2008
Go See Sex and The City, but beware, it's dangerous for your wallet
However I came out feeling that, really, I need a stylist, an on-call hairdresser and someone to carry my shopping bags. What's a girl to do?
Go shopping, of course.
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Happy 10th Birthday Blossom!
Years ago I started to ask Blossom a series of questions on her birthday with the hope that I'd keep them for posterity. However, like many of my ideas, I never followed through and have no idea where the other lists are. Now, at least, I can post this list to cyberspace where it will float for all eternity...
Happy Birthday Princess!!

Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Sydney, 7am
Sunday, 1 June 2008
How do you dry?
A quick survey among friends in my suburb reveal that many do not own washing lines or just don't use them much. They use the dryer. Granted, some of these friends live in apartments - but most have at least some sort of backyard. Lesley commented recently that, even in sunny San Diego, people use their dryers rather than free solar energy. And an article in today's paper backs this up* and even suggests why this is the case.
Now, I'm no saint. I have a dryer and I use it. But I've decided to make a concerted effort not to, rain hail or shine, for the next few weeks. I think I'm going to have to dig deep to figure out a way to do this without resorting to the Chinese laundry decorating theme. Oh and it's the first day of Winter here.

*Edited: Tracey and Mary highlight an interesting point in the comments below. If you are committed to drying your clothes using solar energy - how do you do it in places with extremes of temperature? Perhaps you live in a place bound by snow much of the year or a place that has frequent dust storms? Share your experiences.
Edited, again: Great, first day of not using the dryer and it rains on and off all day. I nearly capitulated to the dryer but went out the back shed found a second, slightly rusty, clotheshorse and, voila, four loads of washing hanging indoors.

Picture of rotary clothes line from here. Go to the site to read more about this Aussie invention.
