Easter in Sydney means the Royal Easter Show. It is where the country comes to the city and where families come to spend their $900 stimulus cheque. Or so you would think by the number of people straining under the weight of their showbags and overpriced novelties. Mind you not a bad place to stimulate the economy - at least the carni operators and showbag stallholders will
eat this week.
We took a more frugal approach. Well frugal, that is, after we forked out $100 to get in and $20 to park. By frugal I mean we let the kids have one showbag each and then drag them around to all the 'free' events we paid our $100 to see.
We are all fun in a bucket.
Our approach is to arrive just as the show opens and head straight for the showbag hall. This year Firegazer and I took a child each and agreed to meet outside when the loot had been purchased.
Big mistake.

I took Blossom into the showbag hall and came out with this Moove Backpack from Dairy Farmers. Contents: 2 x flavoured milks, beach racquet set, groovy sunglasses, ice pack.
M wins mother.of.the.year award.

Firegazer takes PL and comes out with an Army bag containing 3 x military assault rifles.
I was expecting a Ben 10 bag or perhaps a Spongebob bag.
Firegazer does not win father.of.the.year award.

Luckily my nerves were soothed by watching the dog shows. Or, more precisely, watching the people who own the dogs on show. Have you seen the movie Best in Show? If not, you must see it.

Then off to my other favourite - the district displays. What is not to love about seeing apples and pears lovingly arranged in a sea of grain and wool. Each district in NSW plus South East Queensland puts on a display symbolising their local produce in a creative way. It amuses me that, apparently, even the driest part of the State is able to produce a bounty of apples of all varieties...
A quick trip to visit the arts and crafts section and then ...
... the woodchop! The Easter show hosts the WORLD WOODCHOPPING CHAMPIONSHIP each year. This means that in addition to competitors from most Australian States the occasional New Zealander, Canadian and American competes. This year even France sent a competitor. Of course they were all rubbish compared to our rough tough Aussies. We fool them with our hard Eucalypts.
By now the kids are begging for fairy floss or some deep fried atrocity on a stick. We offer them a water and forge onwards...


... to the main arena for the precision driving and the narly boys on motorbikes. Excellent stuff.
Last of all we head to what is possibly my favourite part of the show...

... the working dogs. Just love a border collie that wants to run, jump and herd sheep.
The show is 'done' by 1pm and we head home with nary a deep fried cheese.on.a.stick being consumed.
Like I said, we are fun with a capital F. Who wants to come with us next year?