Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Good Grief, A Wreath

Our 9yo, KelpieBlossom is very keen on Tara Dennis and the Better Homes and Gardens team. There has been many a project that Tara has "instructed" KB to do THIS WEEKEND or even RIGHT NOW. And this festive season we have hit fever pitch.

A couple of weeks ago KB, as instructed by Tara, started making christmas decorations from the wrapping paper to be found in the current issue of BH&G magazine (she buys this in preference to tween magazines). This weekend she felt the extreme need to make a wreath for the front door. We have a Holly bush in our garden so I said "go for it", thinking that would be something to keep her occupied for a while.

So here how the project went:

KB: All I need is a coathanger made into a circle. Could you just do that bit.
Mum: that sounds like a dad job to me
KB: Daaaad, can you make a circle thingy from this coathanger?

Dad rustled around outside with pliers and wire until he produced a perfect wire circle.

KB: Actually, dad I think we might need TWO circles.

Dad rustles around outside with pliers and wire until a second perfect circle is produced.

KB: Actually, dad, I think the two circles need to be wrapped in winding wire.
Dad: I don't think we have any.
KB: Let's go to Bunnings
Dad: It's after 5pm on a Sunday.
KB: Why don't you ring them?

So KB and Dad whip off to bunnings. They come back with winding wire, and a Crunchie Bar each.

KB: Mum can you help me get the Holly?

at the Holly bush:

KB: It looks a bit prickly, can you cut it for me?

later:

KB: It looks a bit prickly, can you attach it for me?

later, after Mum has wiped all the blood off her fingers from attaching Holly:

KB: It looks a bit prickly, can you tie the ribbons on?

Once it is finished KB's brother Padawan Learner comes over and says:
"Wow, KB, that looks really good, you're really clever"

Definitely CEO material.

7 comments:

Fairlie said...

Oh, the art of delegation at work. Nice job, KelpieBlossom!

Do you think we could get Tara Dennis to do a segment on tidying up bedrooms? I'd like to see tween girls feeling the need to do that RIGHT NOW.

bluemountainsmary said...

Yes she seems to have delegation down to a fine art.

As her mother no doubt wanders around with bandaged hands!

caramaena said...

lol! That's brilliant :)

Melinda said...

She's my hero!

armywife said...

In response to Fairlie's comment re tidying up bedrooms, that would be good for Miss A of my household but KelpieBlossom doesn't need any encouragement in that regard, does she M?

I loved reading the progress report of the project - good chuckle material.

PS. M can u still take Master A to swimming?

M said...

I must admit that KelpieBlossom has the room tidying gene. I think it must have rubbed off from visiting Domestic Goddess. Can genes be spread by contact?

h&b said...

.. but it turned out gorgeous in the end... despite the fact she didn't have to get 'blooded'

;)