Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Tenacity

Two years ago Blossom received an award for ballet which cited 'tenacity of purpose' as one of the reasons for the award.

Tenacity is the bane of my existence at the moment. Blossom has the jaws of an African Wild Dog and the energy of a Kelpie.

The early signs were always there. At her birth the midwife said she could tell the personality of a child by the way they entered the world. Blossom entered the world with her eyes open, took one look at her surroundings and bellowed at the top of her lungs. The midwife looked at me and said I had a wild one.

Blossom presents as being quite shy with those she doesn't know.
But once she decides what she wants she locks down with her African Wild Dog jaw and hangs in there until the bitter end.

Example 1: The Red and White Border Collie


Blossom wants one of these.

I grew up on a farm and know a little about Border Collies. Like that they need to run about, oh, 14km a day. That they herd stuff. That they are tenacious.

Oh, I see why she wants one now.

Blossom is obsessed. She's researched. She's presented counter-arguments to all our reasons why this would be an entirely inappropriate dog for inner-city Sydney.


She talks about red and white border collies incessantly. She truly believes that we will get one, and that it will be soon. Apparently her name will be Bronte. I would not be surprised if I drove home from work one day to see Bronte sitting on our front porch. I believe Blossom is tenacious enough to convince someone to send down a dog 'on approval'. It worries me.


Example 2: Pierced Ears.


Blossom has only been talking about having her ears pierced since 2005. Some weeks she doesn't mention it. But that's only because she's too busy providing additional evidence why we'd be crazy not to get a red and white border collie.

I know many parents couldn't care less whether their daughters had their ears pierced young. In some cultures it's de rigeur. But I just have a thing about it. I'd prefer that Blossom waits until high school. Why? Don't have an answer.

I'd say "how can I convince my mum to let me pierce my ears" would've been a top Google search in our house over the last couple of years. Blossom knows where to get them done, how to look after them and to counter-act my last argument found out that her future high school does allow pierced ears provided that small silver studs are worn. Sheesh.

To top it off, the girl she shares a Clarinet lesson with can get her ears pierced if she gets an A in her exam this year.


Example 3: You Owe Me Money


According to Blossom we always seem to owe her money. She gets an allowance each week. While there are weeks that we forget to pay her the allowance, mostly I'd say we are up to date.

I'm sure Blossom keeps a ledger in her room. I'd like to think it is a leather-bound ledger book written in with a Quill and ink. Every week she presents an argument why it is that we haven't paid her for the 2-3 weeks previous. The money we allegedly owe is always in $10 or $20 lots.

This week she claims we owe her $10. Despite explaining that we do not owe her $10 she is holding onto the hope that we will be worn down and pay her out of exasperation.

Not only is the $10 slipped into most conversations (eg. Mmm, yummy dinner, you owe me $10.) but a reminder is written on our white board and last night I went up to the office to find "Dear Mummy" note about a completely different subject which contained in small letters at the bottom of the page:

PPPPPPS: You owe me $10.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!


I know that I'm being played and yet why do I get the feeling that in the not to distant future I will be sitting on our front porch patting a red border collie called Bronte while an 11 year old with pierced ears is tucking $10 into her wallet...


I really need a manual on how to survive the teen years.

22 comments:

Frogdancer said...

That's hilarious!

(But then again, I don't have to live with it all...)

Get her a Cavalier instead.

Mary said...

I thought it was hilarious too - and a vision of my future with Margot.

Me too - for some reason I am unhappy about pierced ears until high school.. and am suspiciously close to being my mother..

"If God meant us to have holes in our ears he would have made us with them"

even though I am agnostic!

Jo said...

ha ha ha ha!... and I thought a 3 yo & a 4 yo was hard! I've got no hope, mine are going to run rings around me (and especially their dad) if this is anything to go by.

Good luck!

ps: i hope bronte doesn't chew all your furniture :P

Fairlie - www.feetonforeignlands.com said...

You're sounding positively liberal regarding pierced ears...in our household we've set the age guideline (read: rule) at 18.

Tenacity has its place. But is a dangerous weapon when wielded by an 11 year old.

Laura Jane said...

Oh heavens! I've birthed baby girls like that - they have an opinion to convey and they yell LOUDLY until they feel they have had their say, and will go back and reititerate very readily in case anyone missed their point of view. Sigh. Good luck with that.

On the point of pierced ears...in our house our son wasn't allowed to do anything major (piercings, skateboards, tattoos) until he was 23 - when he would hopefully have a job and no-one would judge him by his appearance without understanding his capabilities. The skateboard...well it was just insurance in case he was run over by a car.

Consequently he had violent coloured mohawks and dressed as a punk from age 15-20. He was quite a sight, but was able to pull off a 3-piece suit with a comb-over when required for the school play! Now he IS 23 and he is still studying, has dreadlocks in his balding hair (i know - the irony) and is delightful - but NO piercings and no tatts. The headmaster approved, as he stood out so readily due to his height and size anyway, and was such a gentle genial giant. What's a bit of colour she said. Let him express himself as long as he wore his school uniform.

I always drew myself from age 5 with pierced ears, but wasn't allowed to get them done until age 15, AFTER all the dancing exams and concerts so they had time to heal before they had to be taken out for dance conformity. My daughter had hers done at nearly 19, mostly cos she was pretty chicken about it despite the desire.

It was my destiny to have pierced ears, and I suspect Blossom feels the same way. And tell her to hold on to that tenacity, even if it needs to go onto the backburner every now and then, 'cos what Mum says goes!

As for the dog, crikey! Cute choice though....

Laura Jane said...

Apologies for the essay

Unknown said...

Oh I think I have a 6 and 2 year old version of that in my house! I keep telling myself that tenacity and determination will be great traits to have as adults (as I grit my teeth).
I'm with you on the pierced ear front and I fully intend to use the high school rule to back me up, since my girls will be going to the school we went to and we both know earrings are NOT allowed there - hope they haven't relaxed the rule :)
One of Gigi's friends just had hers pierced at age 6 (which horrified me a bit) and I waited for the pleading to start, but she only asked once and I said No you're too young and I've heard nothing since. Wonder how long I can enjoy that?

Good luck with the dog thing though!

Ms Brown Mouse said...

You know I nagged my parents from age 3 to 15 for a horse. I got one! Kids, they will wear you down.
Stand your ground re the Kelpie though, they are not good backyard dogs. BUT any other sort of puppy, if handed to Blossom, would be sure to win her over don't you think?

Rhubarb Whine said...

What a great post. I think your prediction may be spot on...

Duyvken said...

She sounds completely adorable and would get on brilliantly with my G! Don't tell Blossom but G had her ears pierced last holidays at the age of 8. I would have preferred her to wait until the school holidays before high school but that was just my hang up and we decided in the end that G could get them done. So, it only took her 4 years of nagging.
And I do love that dog.
But I don't want her living at my house, either.

armywife said...

What ever you do don't get the dog.

Ear piercing is one thing (much less life altering) -remember Miss A got hers done for her 8th birthday after waiting (from about the age of 5)until she was ready for the pain and commitment. All it took was the 1st netball game when she had to take them out and here we are 3 years later without ever having them put back in. Yay!

As for the never ending debt to Blossom, I'm sure if I added up every time Miss A has said the same thing I think we would owe her about $500.

Looking forward to seeing you all on Saturday!

Melody said...

I have a (just about) 5 year old here who announces every day that she is not having her ears pierced and she's not going to have a baby and she's never going to get married.

I know of a couple of mums who got their daughter's ears pierced at like 2/3 months old. *urgh*

Over here all (Muslim) baby girls have their ears pierced when they are 2 days old. True. I have had a few parents in the waiting room at my Obs/Gyn wondering why Monet's ears aren't pierced. "Not tradition in Australia to get them done so early and it is up to Monet if she wants them done" is my usual answer.

Boy on a bike said...

I have been tenacious in my use of the word "no". Annoying, but it seems to work part of the time.

Ear piercing - I am old school. You can have them when you leave high school. My old headmaster had a simple approach to ear jewellery - "Mister, you have 5 seconds to take that out - otherwise I will remove it for you". His method usually involved the removal of part of the ear lobe.

Anonymous said...

I'll send Ashy your way (or has Blossom already met with her to compare notes?) Ashy seems to know all the tricks already and has the determination of an ox and the bossiness to match it. She may be just what Blossom needs!

PS When you get the red and white border collie I'll be happy to dog-sit for you...

Anonymous said...

PS my ear-piercing rule was that I would not take her. Ashy organised an Aunt to take her, booked the appointment, choose the earrings and paid for it herself... aged 10.

Stomper Girl said...

I have a sister like Blossom and Dancingmorganmouse and yes, she ended up with a horse.

You must work as a team with Mister Easternmax. Don't let her divide and conquer you.

Good luck.

PS You owe me $10.

Stacey said...

Has she pulled the one about different strain of Border Collies, ie. some being bred to work, whereas others bred as pets? Don't buy it. The instinct is still there regardless.

They are beautiful dogs, though.
My parents have an NZ Border Collie, and although she's a pet rather than a working dog, they live on a farm and she spends her days just watching the cattle and trying to herd flocks of seagulls.

I'm sure Blossom's tenacity will serve her well in life.

MissyBoo said...

Sounds like the path I will be traveling with Boo *sigh*

I have no issue with her getting her ears pierced whenever she wishes. Grandma already told her I had my ears pierced at 5, and her cousin had her ears done at 2. Thankfully, she does not want hers done (yet):)

Anonymous said...

Get a ledger. Make her sign and date it when you give her money. Or you could make her fill in a time sheet (it could be like mine and have threatening notes on it about how it has to be in by 10am Monday).

My sister was tenacious. For the record, she got the ears pierced (aunty took her, with permission), the footy club membership (Dad's a sucker), the dvd player (somehow the VCE result required to earn it dropped after the results came out), the ipod (she was very bored in hospital) and almost exclusive use of my laptop, my then brand new laptop, for a year (she was really really bored in hospital). She never got the car. She did have a remarkable ability for wearning the folks down, but as she was the third child they had also developed a healthy resistance and tended to laugh at her. My brother and I regularly looked at each other and wondered why it had never occurred to us to ask for so much.

My Mum told me I could have my ears pierced at 30. I misheard and thought she said 13 and got excited. I actually got them done at 21, with my own money.

alice c said...

Pocket money on direct debit - it teaches them how to use bank accounts.

Nagging - try the clucking method.

LBA said...

Sounds horrendous, and much like my future, judging from 5yr old antics :/

I don't think i can cope with wily children with too much time on their hands to plot parental torture. My mind is so burned ATM, i'm sure i'd lose every time.

Arrghh alright.

Good luck ! :p

fifi said...

Tell her she must be 14. thats what I did.
My reply to all of the above is
"because I'm the boss of you"


I am about to surprise the child and let it have its bellybutton pierced. Has been asking since it was 10. I said she could pierce what she wanted when she had her own apartment and job. Till then,
"I'm the boss of you!"


I think I have a very similar version. Clever firstborn girls seem to be like that.....